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[Amseriah]

It doesn't matter, its in EVERY movie....you have to follow the formula

[angelicyokai]

hmm...I'm thinking makeup wouldn't do it. They would probably just pay for his voice acting and cgi a better version of him.

[Amanda_Evert]

isn't that what they do now?

[rydi]

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81145-

[Liquidprism]

Sweet, Megan Fox is SO much hotter than Angie. Although, Angie does seem to look like Croft naturally, and she is one of the few actress' in Hollywood that can actually pull off an action roll. I have doubts about whether Megan Fox can compete there, she doesn't come off quiet as rugged.

[Amanda_Evert]

OMG! there not putting Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft anymore!?!?
she was like the only person to pull off the stunt's in the original movie!!!
NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rydi]

honestly not sure i'm interested in seeing another movie, and angelina kind of owns the role at this point, so there is another strike against it. meh.

we'll see. it may be a rental movie.

[Amanda_Evert]

he-he YAY!

im just SO exited that there makeing another TR movie! XD
and just to think cheyen, we were talking about it the other day!

[Rusty]

Ok, I've played some of the lara croft games, and though she fights a T-Rex with a shotgun in the very first game, Indiana Jones survived a near direct nuke by hiding in a refrigerator, drank from the FUCKING HOLY GRAIL and is an actual character, rather than a loosely strung together series of breasts punctuated by gunfire.

Also, compared to indiana jones, Lara Croft is NOT a good guy. She's basically a mercenary with a hot body, guns, and no scruples whatsoever about raiding ancient tombs for...whatever reasons. Indy's mission is the preservation of these tombs and artifacts, to put them in museums and educate the world about ancient cultures. He also befriended the kid from transformers, so if Lara is going to fight him she has to deal with Optimus Prime as well.

Here's how it goes down:

Lara is hired by a shadowy individual to enter some lost ass tomb. So she puts on her skimpiest of skimpy outfits, and goes to do it. Indiana Jones is stunned to learn that the lost ass tomb of wherever or whomever is open, and so he races to the scene to try to rescue a certain sarcophagus or whatever before it is stolen by mercs and tomb raiders. They go into the tomb two different ways and appleboy or halfsquat or someone that came with indy sets off a trap, and there's a cave in and the way in is blocked. In acrobatic scenes of such flexibility that a lesser woman would become pregnant just attempting them, lara croft overcomes some obstacles. Meanwhile, Indy outsmarts the designers of the traps and loses the douchebag kid that started the problem in the first place. They both find running water and eachother and decided to camp out, and help eachother out of the mess. Dr Jones drills lara croft long and hard and deep enough that he touches her heart, nay, her soul, the repercussions of which we'll see soon enough. This happens either before or after they have a sensuous bumping ride thorugh the running water tunnel and finally get to an underground chamber. They recover the artifact together, and lara beings to feel the itch for her money. Meanwhile, the evils that hired lara are looking for her, because they need the artifact to complete some mission/project/weapon. After several long chases and running from traps that are suddenly way more dangerous than the ones they fought before, they come to a decision. Lara gives the artifact to dr jones, knowing that he'll do the right thing, and then she goes and kills the evil people in a both guns blazing battle the likes of which john woo has totally overdone. Indy escapes the tomb in the confusion, and safely stores the artifact of ridiculous power in his museum, and then reminisces about lara and a locket or something she gave him. They never meet again, and in the next sequel neither one of them makes any reference whatsoever to what happened.

There. So, Indy wins, Lara has to break a contract and not get paid, because her goal wasn't as virtuous as Dr. Jones'. She was going to give the mummified rat head of plutonium power to the evil nazi crime brigade, while indy just wanted to keep it safe and make it available for all to see for a mere $9.50, $8.50 for seniors or students.

[Amanda_Evert]

....I totaly dissagree with you on that one-if you've noticed, Lara Croft IS the good guy-not bad guy. In the game's, Lara get's attacked by BAD guy's-trying to kill her and get the artifact.

though it's like all the other game's....I find Lara Croft and Tomb Raider more interesting than Indiana Jones (A.K.A. the old fart)

[rydi]

what would an indy + lara kid be like?

whips, guns, martial arts, jack of all trades, super intelligent, mutant (too much holy energy warps the genes...), treasure hunter?

[Liquidprism]

You really have to wonder about the side effects of Indy's sip from the Grail....

[rydi]

and holy radiation, and extra dimensional particles, and... yeah.

don't forget about the chronal effects on lara's genes too.

[Liquidprism]

He'll live forever, but slowly change as time progresses.

Hmm, godly elements, and advanced alien energy waves...sounds like it has the makings of Gideon's next RP system...well, get to work.

[Amanda_Evert]

WOW! how in the heck did we get on this subject?!?

...wow...