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angelicyokai
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7 of 9 vs janeway
One holodec created death match pit. 2 bitchy female sub-leads. One a borg, the other a star trek shrew. Who will win?
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“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
― Marcus Aurelius
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.[/CENTER]“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
― Marcus Aurelius
it would go something like this...
"janeway, 7 still refuses to obey your order, she's hacking into the ships computer systems..."
"ramming speed mr. paris"
"wh-what? there's nothing to ram..."
"you heard me paris! ramming speed!"
"yes ma'am... 7, this is paris, please for the love of god, stop it! she's going to ramming speed, she's going to kill us all!"
"Hmmm... given her history that is a reasonable conclusion... i will comply"
"there you go ma'am. 7 will comply, now we don't have to ram into anything..."
"CRASH THE SHIP INTO THAT SMALL M CLASS PLANET!"
"But..."
"DO IT!"
::the ship crahses painfully into the planet, ending the season on a 'to be continued'::
::the season resumes with a repair montage, and the crew 15 years closer to home.::
the end.
"janeway, 7 still refuses to obey your order, she's hacking into the ships computer systems..."
"ramming speed mr. paris"
"wh-what? there's nothing to ram..."
"you heard me paris! ramming speed!"
"yes ma'am... 7, this is paris, please for the love of god, stop it! she's going to ramming speed, she's going to kill us all!"
"Hmmm... given her history that is a reasonable conclusion... i will comply"
"there you go ma'am. 7 will comply, now we don't have to ram into anything..."
"CRASH THE SHIP INTO THAT SMALL M CLASS PLANET!"
"But..."
"DO IT!"
::the ship crahses painfully into the planet, ending the season on a 'to be continued'::
::the season resumes with a repair montage, and the crew 15 years closer to home.::
the end.
Threading the Gerbil since 1982
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Liquidprism
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I think thats the funniest thing you've ever written...It should be an episode.
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