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A guy walks into a bar....

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All things in moderation...Except syrup.

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I waste it with my crossbow.
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He kicks a wooden table into the path of the incoming bolts...

...and flips you the bird. :thebirdman:
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i throw everything at him
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laugh at him...you can walk around the bar
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torch the place and leave.
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good idea.

I torch the place and leave.
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Ask him if he's okay and suggest to the barkeep that he be "cut off."
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you know what....

I nuke em from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.
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i torch the earth and leave.
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Post by Avilister »

Construct a vast array of solar mirrors that can be focused to a single point. I then focus said mirrors to utterly disintegrate the damn bar.

Edit: Oh, and then I use my monopoly on solar energy to usher in a new age of awesome for mankind. And get filthy fucking rich so I never have to work again.
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I use a gravitational device to stop the moons orbit in a stationary postion blocking your solar energy collectors
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Post by Liquidprism »

Sweet.

The bar is burned to the ground...twice

Then the remains undergo the effects of a ground zero nuclear detonation.

The entire world is then turned into a smoldering wasteland via cheynes magical fire.

The orbiting mirrors reflect the sunlight well enough, but humanity no longer exists, and there is no currency. Also the moon untouched to this point is pulled from its chaotic new trajectory, and placed between the sun and the solar mirrors causing them to lose their luster. The culprit a single bald human in a tiny space ship with a huge generator and advanced gravity technology.

The origin man in the bar, who is still intoxicated and somehow unharmed, falls slowly toward the sun with a manic grin and an encore of his previous performance. :thefinger:

(of note the 18 plus ninja waiting off stage to leap through the doors and windows of the bar, still exist. They are dwelling in the ninja shadow dimension of uiitmate ninja ninjitsu.)

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torch the guy floating towards the sun.

and leave.
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Magical fire burns in space.

Sorry baldy...
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