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durden · Post by **durden** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:06 pm

I have already convinced my school to spend more than $4,000 on me. This, and they will now reimburse me for college. And buy any basic office supplies I need. My principal is taking me out for a beer on Friday. I have the best classroom in the building. Looking up in front of the main entrance, you see a length of windows that make up my east wall. Good times.

Now, I still have to pass a state certification subject area test to keep my job... I haven't studied... But still, whenever I ask someone for something they are holding, they offer it to me. "Hey Bob, where did you get that pizza?" Works every time.

Post by **rydi** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:39 pm

damnit chris, study.

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:53 pm

He doesn't need to study, he just needs to find somebody with the answers to give them to him.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:21 pm

"Hey Jim, Where'd you get that answer sheet?"

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:52 pm

From dinosaur DNA. You can make anything out of that. Tools such as cheat sheets, and crop dusters can be engineered into the ancient gene sequences. Then when you replace the gaps with frog DNA, the resulting mutations will bring joy to all mankind.

Just imagine: portable toilets, ice cream, and renewable energy. All this and more can come from the bloated abdomen of a 10 million year old pest frozen in amber, once it has been excavated, resequenced with frog DNA, then combined with blueprints and imagination. Yiiippieee!!! Chris is gonna pass for sure.

durden · Post by **durden** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:09 pm

Our media center just offered to buy me $1000 worth of books and more if we can write up a grant (as much as $25,000).

My boss bought me a beer after school.

Post by **rydi** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:30 am

study, you son of a bitch.

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:24 am

Don't fail Chris, believe in dinosaur blood. You can do it! You can pass the test.

durden · Post by **durden** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:18 pm

They gave me two $1,000 camcorders to keep in my room and take home when I want. They also gave me a $1,000 pay advance before my first day of actual work.

The state certification test is kinda stressin me. I know others that failed. It is World History and Geography combined. So...everything that has happened. And they raised the price to $130. If the Thundercats don't stop Mum-ra and get back the regulator switch for the gyroscope on New Thundera, then it is only a matter of time before New Thundera ceases to exists...

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:36 am

sounds like there was a sale on $1000 bills. Anyway, I feel you on expensive life changing tests. USMLE Step 1 costs like 800 bucks. The MCAT was expensive too, I wanna say it was at least a hundred or so, and it was an all day thing.

So...study. It's like work only you pay people to make you do it instead of the other way around.

I'm in puerto rico right now. It's cool.

Post by **rydi** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:02 pm

you know, reading some of the stuff for the test might in fact increase your odds of passing it...

Amseriah · Post by **Amseriah** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:05 am

I agree with Cheyne on this point Chris...STUDY for the love of god!!! We all want to live vicariously through you, and I really want to see you go on trial for a sex scandal...ummmm....I mean, take all the money that the Catholics will give you.