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[Liquidprism]

Thats right never has a death match been so merry. All Jim Henson's laughable creations vs Jolly St. Nick. Only recognizable muppets from their maintream movies like Muppets in Space, and Muppets Do Manhattan are aloud, not every muppet ever produced by the Henson workshops.

The setting an old shoe factory in the industrial district of a large city in the former Soviet Union.

Ready...Fight!

[Rusty]

it's all very loving and wonderful until someone lets Animal off of his chain. He tears st nick's throat out, and then goes on a raping spree the likes of which the world has never known.

[Liquidprism]

Don't forget Ms. Piggy, shes into that whole dominatrix, martial arts, crush a scrotum with stiletto heels kinda thing.

[rydi]

i'm... confused.

[Liquidprism]

Its happy crazy joy fighting Cheyne...com on this would awesome to watch. All those little furry bodies throwing themselves at the fatest elf in the world.
If he could utilize some of the old machinery, there might even be a scene in which several muppets fall screaming into an old gear press of something, and all that comes out the other side is a big wad of stuffing. Or worse yet they are sewn together along with dozens of old shoes parts, and come out looking like a fuzzy version of the 'Thing' from that old Scifi movie.

[rydi]

does he get the rudolph and company?

[Liquidprism]

No, just jolly St. Nick vs the muppets.

Although, if a crack team of special forces elves showed up I suppose we couldn't fault them. Ater all Santa Clause is one of the most heavily defended persons in the world.
But we aren't in the North Pole, so.....(shrugs)