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angelicyokai · Post by **angelicyokai** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:45 pm

We have enough medically inclined (and ill) people among us that it might be worthwhile to have the posties. I vomited blood whoopie.

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:42 pm

I have no health problems, thanks too superior genetics, and Onfireninjawhitebloodcells.

angelicyokai · Post by **angelicyokai** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:25 am

Must be nice to have perfect health. We mortals must settle for good insurance.

Liquidprism · Post by **Liquidprism** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:44 am

Yes, as I watch you all decay and crumble about me, I can't help but feel the slightest twinge of sympathy. Alas, my divine being was forged in a heat greater than that of the mortal coil, and thus I shall endure. It's a curse... really... I swear.

Post by **rydi** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:45 am

Liquidprism wrote:It's a curse... really... I swear.

actually I believe you.

angelicyokai · Post by **angelicyokai** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:51 am

Hmm...sounds like the one ring actually, so we just need to find a volcano to toss you in.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:12 pm

on a scale from Aladdin to Kill Bill, how much blood did you vomit?

angelicyokai · Post by **angelicyokai** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:51 pm

very aladdin, according to the doctor I annoy most often, gastric bypass left my stomach rather irritable, so throwing up is more damaging for me than in general. is no big thing, but at midnight when i have to get up at five is majorly annoying

Like your ranking system btw

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:00 pm

Thanks, it's mine. I tire of pathologists obsessions with measuring blood, urine, and pus in kitchen measures like "quarts" or "cups" and their constant comparisons of various horrifying lesions to food products. So I'll go with movies instead.

angelicyokai · Post by **angelicyokai** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:13 pm

nice, just add two teaspoons of garlic, one quart of pus, and bring to a boil.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:36 pm

"Saving Private Ryan" sized gunshot wounds

"Freddy Got Fingered" levels of brain activity

"Princess Mononoke" states of confusion

"Stomp the Yard" seizures

"The Starfighters" degree of coma

"28 days later" fever

"Alien" sized tumor

"Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" grade speech impediment

I'm now taking submissions...

Health and Wellbeing (get your damned check up)