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[Rusty]

Ampherny Jones is stuck in the ghetto, and can't get out. he works all day in the cleaning department at JC Penneys, and can't make no bread. Until one day a mysterious rap gangster invites him to clean his porsche, and help him with a few quick jobs. All bets are off when the man dies of an overdose, and ampherny is caught up in an urban crime thriller way out of his depth.

fountain + luggage + chicken

[Nintendroid]

KFC, struggling to survive in a rapidly increasing depression, debut their new feature, the chicken fountain. Overproccessed chicken slurry flows forth from this monstrosity, allowing vegetables, and other non chicken meats to be coated in said slurry, after being fried, a new fun to make snack is born. But from this birth, and increased sales by an order of magnitude, comes a much greater need for chicken meat. Having to develop a new fertility drug for the hens to hatch faster, KFC uses a solution that has yet to go through long term testing, and yeilds the best profit margins KFC has seen since its inception. However, too much of a tasty thing, can have deadly reprecussions. By the tenth month of production, all the coops in the nation were overflowing, and the chicken population was exponentially growing, then, in february of the next year, a uncaring megacoop chicken OBGYN, spilled 46 times the normal dose into the feed for his division. The result was not instantaneous, but it was drastic, after the impregnation and gestation, the wall burst forth with a new creature, dubbed the uberbird. The original size if the chicks are as big as a full grown chicken, and they age to maturity in just two weeks and feed as a group like a vast fleet of locusts. One man's struggle to fight this threat, and all of humanity needs him not to chicken out. Uhmmm, luggage. I lose, but had to share.

[angelicyokai]

sample bias + flagella + chamomile

[rydi]

that was genius.