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We have enough medically inclined (and ill) people among us that it might be worthwhile to have the posties. I vomited blood whoopie.

I have no health problems, thanks too superior genetics, and Onfireninjawhitebloodcells.

Must be nice to have perfect health. We mortals must settle for good insurance.

Yes, as I watch you all decay and crumble about me, I can't help but feel the slightest twinge of sympathy. Alas, my divine being was forged in a heat greater than that of the mortal coil, and thus I shall endure. It's a curse... really... I swear.

Liquidprism wrote:It's a curse... really... I swear.

actually I believe you.

Hmm...sounds like the one ring actually, so we just need to find a volcano to toss you in.

on a scale from Aladdin to Kill Bill, how much blood did you vomit?

very aladdin, according to the doctor I annoy most often, gastric bypass left my stomach rather irritable, so throwing up is more damaging for me than in general. is no big thing, but at midnight when i have to get up at five is majorly annoying

Like your ranking system btw

Thanks, it's mine. I tire of pathologists obsessions with measuring blood, urine, and pus in kitchen measures like "quarts" or "cups" and their constant comparisons of various horrifying lesions to food products. So I'll go with movies instead.

nice, just add two teaspoons of garlic, one quart of pus, and bring to a boil.

"Saving Private Ryan" sized gunshot wounds

"Freddy Got Fingered" levels of brain activity

"Princess Mononoke" states of confusion

"Stomp the Yard" seizures

"The Starfighters" degree of coma

"28 days later" fever

"Alien" sized tumor

"Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" grade speech impediment




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