7 of 9 vs janeway
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:49 pm
One holodec created death match pit. 2 bitchy female sub-leads. One a borg, the other a star trek shrew. Who will win?
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:57 pm
Why can't we just have fan fic of 7o9 doing Janway prision style?
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:58 pm
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:58 pm
it would go something like this...
"janeway, 7 still refuses to obey your order, she's hacking into the ships computer systems..."
"ramming speed mr. paris"
"wh-what? there's nothing to ram..."
"you heard me paris! ramming speed!"
"yes ma'am... 7, this is paris, please for the love of god, stop it! she's going to ramming speed, she's going to kill us all!"
"Hmmm... given her history that is a reasonable conclusion... i will comply"
"there you go ma'am. 7 will comply, now we don't have to ram into anything..."
"CRASH THE SHIP INTO THAT SMALL M CLASS PLANET!"
"But..."
"DO IT!"
::the ship crahses painfully into the planet, ending the season on a 'to be continued'::
::the season resumes with a repair montage, and the crew 15 years closer to home.::
the end.
"janeway, 7 still refuses to obey your order, she's hacking into the ships computer systems..."
"ramming speed mr. paris"
"wh-what? there's nothing to ram..."
"you heard me paris! ramming speed!"
"yes ma'am... 7, this is paris, please for the love of god, stop it! she's going to ramming speed, she's going to kill us all!"
"Hmmm... given her history that is a reasonable conclusion... i will comply"
"there you go ma'am. 7 will comply, now we don't have to ram into anything..."
"CRASH THE SHIP INTO THAT SMALL M CLASS PLANET!"
"But..."
"DO IT!"
::the ship crahses painfully into the planet, ending the season on a 'to be continued'::
::the season resumes with a repair montage, and the crew 15 years closer to home.::
the end.
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:06 pm
I think thats the funniest thing you've ever written...It should be an episode.