A guy walks into a bar....
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:08 pm
What do you do?
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:31 pm
I waste it with my crossbow.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:26 pm
He kicks a wooden table into the path of the incoming bolts...
...and flips you the bird.
...and flips you the bird.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:59 pm
i throw everything at him
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:55 pm
laugh at him...you can walk around the bar
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:04 pm
torch the place and leave.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:53 pm
good idea.
I torch the place and leave.
I torch the place and leave.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:01 pm
Ask him if he's okay and suggest to the barkeep that he be "cut off."
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:47 am
you know what....
I nuke em from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.
I nuke em from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:56 am
i torch the earth and leave.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:14 am
Construct a vast array of solar mirrors that can be focused to a single point. I then focus said mirrors to utterly disintegrate the damn bar.
Edit: Oh, and then I use my monopoly on solar energy to usher in a new age of awesome for mankind. And get filthy fucking rich so I never have to work again.
Edit: Oh, and then I use my monopoly on solar energy to usher in a new age of awesome for mankind. And get filthy fucking rich so I never have to work again.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:09 am
I use a gravitational device to stop the moons orbit in a stationary postion blocking your solar energy collectors
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:29 pm
Sweet.
The bar is burned to the ground...twice
Then the remains undergo the effects of a ground zero nuclear detonation.
The entire world is then turned into a smoldering wasteland via cheynes magical fire.
The orbiting mirrors reflect the sunlight well enough, but humanity no longer exists, and there is no currency. Also the moon untouched to this point is pulled from its chaotic new trajectory, and placed between the sun and the solar mirrors causing them to lose their luster. The culprit a single bald human in a tiny space ship with a huge generator and advanced gravity technology.
The origin man in the bar, who is still intoxicated and somehow unharmed, falls slowly toward the sun with a manic grin and an encore of his previous performance.
(of note the 18 plus ninja waiting off stage to leap through the doors and windows of the bar, still exist. They are dwelling in the ninja shadow dimension of uiitmate ninja ninjitsu.)
What do you do...
The bar is burned to the ground...twice
Then the remains undergo the effects of a ground zero nuclear detonation.
The entire world is then turned into a smoldering wasteland via cheynes magical fire.
The orbiting mirrors reflect the sunlight well enough, but humanity no longer exists, and there is no currency. Also the moon untouched to this point is pulled from its chaotic new trajectory, and placed between the sun and the solar mirrors causing them to lose their luster. The culprit a single bald human in a tiny space ship with a huge generator and advanced gravity technology.
The origin man in the bar, who is still intoxicated and somehow unharmed, falls slowly toward the sun with a manic grin and an encore of his previous performance.
(of note the 18 plus ninja waiting off stage to leap through the doors and windows of the bar, still exist. They are dwelling in the ninja shadow dimension of uiitmate ninja ninjitsu.)
What do you do...
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:35 pm
torch the guy floating towards the sun.
and leave.
and leave.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:43 pm
Magical fire burns in space.
Sorry baldy...
Sorry baldy...