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Happy nine-eleven day.
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:11 pm
by Rusty
Lets all share season's greetings on this wonderful day, the newly and wonderfully commercialized national holiday. I'll go first.
Dear Lost Knights,
On your seventh "didn't die at the hands of psychotic arab pilots" day, I wish to congradulate you and tender some kind regards. Avoid tall buildings that are critical to your nations economic infrastructure, and have a long and colorful history of terrorist attacks against them dating back twenty years, watch for low flying commercial aircraft in urban zones, and smile, the whole world smiles with you!
Best Wishes,
G
And here's a tribute to todays holiday festivities!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:36 pm
by Avilister
Is this a bad time to mention that I live on the second floor and am about two miles north of the airport?
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:40 pm
by Rusty
Avilister wrote:Is this a bad time to mention that I live on the second floor and am about two miles north of the airport?
only if you have decorated your building with large illuminated numbers and flashing blue lines in a pleasant linear fashion, perhaps with christmas lights or something brighter, and then interfere with airtraffic control frequencies at night while bored and or drunk.
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:29 pm
by Liquidprism
Or you happen to live in a national icon. I here terrorists love to bomb those just for kicks. Happy 9/11 everyone.
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:55 pm
by Thael
Thank you Gideon for enabling me to share your warm picture with my co-workers so I could spread the joy of the holiday!!
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:44 pm
by Liquidprism
So since its the day after, should we start planning for next year?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:39 pm
by Thael
well if we start now *************************************... in memorial of course...
*edited for content, love mod
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:02 pm
by Liquidprism
What does it all mean!
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:44 pm
by Rusty
thanks mod, seriously. Thael, big brother has you on notice.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:27 pm
by Liquidprism
Something has happened. I think Thael is being audited or edited...maybe both. Anyway, those wacky moderators are at it again. You zany mods, and your editing tools, you're such rascals.
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:26 pm
by angelicyokai
You know, I was disturbed that some people actually did wish me "happy 9-11" day. Maybe we can start a happy death by aids and happy religious persecution day too.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:03 am
by rydi
i'm down.
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:31 am
by Liquidprism
Do we get t-shirts, and presents? Oh, and each day needs a mascot, cause all holidays have mascots.
Death By Aids Day can be a starving ethiopian and stick trees with crack needles hanging off,
Religious Persecution Day can be G. Bush,
and 9-11 Day can be a burnt muslim skeleton, maybe with paper airplanes as little party favors. you could even make them out of flash paper so they burn easily. Of cousre we can't fprget to burn tower pinatas in effigy.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:50 pm
by Rusty
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