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I picked this up from something awful a while back, and every once in a while I like to watch an episode or so. If you don't already know about Alexyss:

She is black, she has a microphone, and she's psychotic. Her show is disorganized and delusional and alexyss has the unique ability to make blatantly racist or overly sexual comments in the same breath as her contrived religiosity. She also makes up words, and uses a vague pre-high school understanding of science mixed with an igorant take on religion to try to bring both "science" concepts and religious concepts together. Her show is largely about sex and relationships, but her occasional diatribes about what men do and why they do it are just pure comedy gold, and she'll occasionally go on rants that sound sorta scientific but are just made up words, like the "melaninated womb" and the spiritual power of semen.

I watch an episode every now and then just to reassure myself that I'm not actually crazy, and for a hearty laugh.

here's a link to her profile on youtube, I'm pretty sure she has stuff on there going back to her first few shows, which include her classic "vagina power" episode in which she's dressed as a nazi and keeps saluting whenever she talks about vaginas, and her guest was her mother who seems startled and alarmed at what's happening. Also "they took the ring off they NUTS!".

http://www.youtube.com/user/alexyktylor

The current series she's posting is "melanin vs niggger melanin" which is...well it's obvious what it is.

enjoy, and please comment.

WTF is 'nigger melanin', and WTF is wrong with this lady? I think she ritually masterbated during her sermon. I've never seen that before...

I just cannot fathom what creates this type of human being. Not only is it nearly impossible to understand what she is saying, but she also fails to ever really make a discernable point. Unless the point is that God is a black woman, and so you should touch yourself to give birth to creation, without the help of men who are all rapists.

Wait...does this mean that I understood her, and that she actually did have a point? Am I really just an angry black woman inside? Aren't we all really just angry black women inside? Should I be trying touch my spiritual vagina? Do you think she would try and crucify my penis if she heard me say that?

I have come to understand in all of this, that whether or not God is a big black vagine, and whether or not men realize their sperm is only capable of divine actualization inside a pure black pussy, we are all just looking for somebody...somebody to give that a woman a thorough humping.

What really heckled me was the 'melaninated womb' when there IS NO MELANIN in the human uterus. I know. I've cut one out of a cadaver before. It looks like a pink fleshy funnel about the size of a coffee cup from starbucks, with two sprockets hanging off the sides of it, and it's specifically designed to cause headaches during exams, both to the women taking the exams and the men dissecting them out and memorizing structures.

But so you see the madness of which I spoke.

She doesn't make a point, she just makes. Endlessly.

Check out some of the ones about gayness, it's almost shocking the way she will, without changing her cadence, mention how gay men suck a lot of dick and then spray it all over eachothers faces and then go home and come all up in they womans ass, and in her vugiena, and in HER mouth.

yikes!

I think "what is wrong with her", and this is a tentative diagnosis, and I would invite cheyne for a consult while we do armchair medicine, is "schitzophrenia with paranoid delusions and narcissism." My reasons are thusly:

She believes in things that nobody else does.
The rage in her voice indicates either top class acting or genuine hate.
She believes that men are out to get women.
Her opinions which contradict well established fact or canonial axioms of her beliefs appear to be vastly more important to her.
While she explains that men are pigs, a man calls her up and tries to seduce her and she responds positively, because it feeds into her narcissism.

Dr James, your opinion?

sounds good, having never watched the show, or spoken to the patient. give her a full frontal lobotamy and be done with it.

Can I do the lobotamy?

'Nut-basket with fries'. They should quote her on t-shirts.

I got the impression she was still missing the fries...

Shes definitely missing something.