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The battle of infinity!

The setting is space and time in and around a field of cows.

Each has a megaficator.

They are at the peak of their excellence.

No matter who wins everyone else loses. Plus we can play 'I Win' the family board game, and always be happy. I vote Me.

as of this post, you're winning 2 - 0, which is bizarre because you're fighting yourself. Would you throw a fight to yourself just to upset the odds?

oh, and what happens when two megaficators are fired at eachother? do they cancel eachother out? or is there some sort of bizarre synergy?

Yes, I would throw the fight (especially if I had put down money), and when two megaficators are fired at the same time in the same reality, it's just a matter of which is fired first.

but theoretically, what would happen if they were fired simultaneously?

You can't fire two megaficators simultaneously. It isn't possible. Pure fiction can only be realized and achieved by a single unique event. This event cannot manifest if similar fiction presents itself to be realized, at the same time.
So actually, I guess, hypothetically, that if two megaficators wepons were activated at the exact same instant in time/space, then nothing would result.
However in reality, one firing manifestation of pure fiction, MUST always supercede
all other attempted manifestations. In other words, some one always wins and some one always loses.
That is all.

P.S. I'm Winning.

got it.

btw, I think you are ready now.

TAKE NOTICE

Joshua Updegrove, formerly known as "the package", is now ready to assume the mantle of "the chosen one." Yes.

josh, you are losing by a landslide. so sayeth adam, steven, and myself.

I agree with them, you are losing. As you see yourself as the winner Josh, in most cultures winners are considered to be the best at what they have accomplished and can therefore be given the title of being #1. Your poll shows that Josh as considered First in the list and acredited as again being #1 is losing by a landslide.

No, no, the numbers don't lie...and they clearly show that I am firmly in the lead.

And Gideon is right, we who were once known throughout the kingdoms of man meerly as 'The Package', have now taken on a greater title. One more fitting of our ascended image.
It is no accident that we skipped over the title 'The Total Package', for it was incapable of expressing our truly awesome...awesomness.

I think you were trained wrong on purpose as a joke josh since by most everyone else's standards you are in a horribly one sided conflict, the one losing...

Here's a hint your "Face to foot" attacks and the fact that you are bleeding do not indicate victory

ok people, I know that the idea of josh losing is 'cute', but I think you should take stock of the situation. After being on the forums for a week, josh is the author and moderator of one of the most active and successful forums on lost knights, exceeded only by the actual general forums. And as of this post, josh is winning 0 - 8, because he's fighting himself he's also losing 0 - 8, but it's highly curious that it's happened that way, he is in fact throwing the fight in his own favor.

The chosen one has risen. Flee.

Josh give it up you have lost, don't be like Hillary Clinton, fucking concede it is over!