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Deep in the heart of Alabama (or wherever Forest is from), something terrible walks the streets, a rogue predator (of the movie variety, with the spear, the exploding lasers, wrist claws, and arm-mounted nuke), set on killing humans for its own entertainment. As a prelude to his real game, the creature selects an innocuous looking fellow by the name of Forest, Forest Gump. Who will survive? Who will be there after the chips have fallen? Will Greenbough survive? Find out next time on..

VS.

I vote 'The Gump'.

Forest would win due to his rhetoric on shrimp and the many forms of meals that can be made with shrimp. Poor predator would not know what hit him his brain would start hemoraging and he would be done.

this fight is as one sided as when carol channing fought mike tyson.

Yeah, that poor alien.

Dumb luck wins the day!

So what it really comes down to is:

God that loves Forrest Gump vs one of the God race which formerly ruled over humanity, like a farmer over so many cows.

My own allegance forces me to vote for the older of the Gods as they have been absorbing the love, prayers, praise and psychic energy of the humans for longer. that is, untill they found something better to use as a source of power, like a nine volt battery.

Kill that human, Predator! Kill!!!

gump will drop a feather on the ground.

the feather will float through a long series of scenes until it flits in front of you, distracting you for a brief moment, from the bus coming at you.

you will die, gump will win, i will laugh.