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Aragorn vs Yoda

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:52 am
by Liquidprism
This is the new official thread for Aragorn vs Yoda.

I said the fight was over with Yoda pretty much the undesputed winner, at 5 votes to Aragorns 0, but if you want you can cast your vote here. Who knows maybe you can change minds...oh no wait, Yoda does that...AND ITS WHY HE WINS!

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:58 am
by Rusty
maybe in the next thread use a poll?

ooh, and now we can do multiple simultaneous fights?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:40 am
by Liquidprism
Yes, we can do multiple fights.

I'm not sure about the poll thing. I like haveing people actually respond to the query. They can get into it and stuff, and the fictional combat becomes real life combat as temper flare and opinions fly. Each side becoming avatars for their chosen party! Yes, yes, blood! Beutiful crimson rivers flowing into the night...uhm I mean its nice that people are given the opportunity to express their opinions on these matters.
A poll seems so rigid and impersonal. Like all I care about are the numbers......

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:43 am
by Rusty
I see what you mean, but could we try it out?

Like, I dunno, something not critical to the fate of the universe. R2D2 vs Sam Gamgee or something.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:47 am
by Liquidprism
R2D2 vs Samwise Gamgee (of course without the ring he boldly held for a few short hours).

That fight would be awesome.

R2D2 shoots him with oil and activates rocket thrusters. Bingo, A flaming hobbit (I always knew he was gay). :P

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:53 am
by Rusty
but sams a gardener.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:53 am
by Rusty
and sam might dent or damage R2D2 with his big club. You know. Sam's Club.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:59 am
by Liquidprism
Gardener=Martha Stewart=Gay

You can't argue with logic, especially mine. :D

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:23 am
by Rusty
yeah but Sam's Club has 50 gallon drums of sliced pickles! WTF does R2D2 have?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:16 am
by Liquidprism
All the neccessary hacking ability to bring an intergalactic empire to it's knees.

R2D2 could hack the Sam's Club battle net and cause all those pickels to get sent to Guam. Thus: No Pickles=Gardener=Martha=Gay.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:24 am
by Rusty
sold.

btw "sams club battle net" for the win.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:53 am
by Liquidprism
rock on 8)

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:23 pm
by Avilister
My vote goes for old triology Yoda. Back when he was too cool to need a lightsaber.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:02 pm
by rydi
polls would get more people involved though. as it stands people are ignoring the walls of text.

and i think we should not do anymore LotR stuff. too vague. i thought of maybe doing galadriel, or even sauron, but ultimately they are just so fucking undefined that they are impossible to really compare. even the lord of the ring himself. we know he slays armies and creates new races of shittiness, but how, over what time period, with what power, etc? these things matter immensely in the land of fictional character battles.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:32 pm
by Liquidprism
Good points all. I will try to put polls at the top of each thread, not sure how that wll go, I'm new at this.