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I just got off the phone with one of the residency directors of the pediatrics program at children's hospital, where I used to work. I'm going to go have a power meeting over there while I'm home for break, and maybe set up a rotation which would get me a shoe in for the program. this is nice and wonderful because it means I have a decent chance at being permanently back in oklahoma sooner rather than later. (of course, this means 2011, which doesn't seem that soon really). But it could be worse, I might not be able to come back until 2015, which would be what would happen if I didn't get a residency within oklahoma.

And most importantly, I've confirmed that I would have very good chances of moving on to one of my fellowships of choice at the same institution, and then receiving a position as an attending at the same hospital. going from fellowship to attending is a cool part of your career. It's probably the only time you'll quadruple your salary (or more) within a year. My first month as an attending I'll make as much as I did in a year at my admitting department job. Oh for the coming days of dying babies and unabashed stacks of cash.

Maybe all this seems premature, to be talking about residency days while I should be worried about the behavioral science practical, but it gets lonely here in the third-world-nasium, and it sucks here too. Sucks a lot.

And none of you post. (cheyne, you execute things well). So post. And entertain me.

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that's good. glad your getting things set up. and you were pretty psyched about pediatrics, so that will be cool if you get it.

Yeah, I'm thinking very seriously about neonatal medicine. Those little fuckers are so different from adults, even in biochemical ways, I find it very interesting. Oh, and the ability to stay in oklahoma for all of my post graduate education and still clear a quarter my first year as an attending helps too.

i think neonatal research would be cool. unfortunately the ethics boards wouldn't agree with me...

I hope I can adopt an abandoned neonate and train him into an atomic superman.

do you think they would let a baby be bitten repeatedly by radioactive spiders? if not, what about red ants?

nah, I'll have josh bite him repeatedly.

Sweet...

Do you think I'm infectious? Would I be helping the baby? Do you think it might die?

If you answered 'yes' to all but the second question...sign me up. I hate babies. Bet they taste like chicken...and shit. Ew. Oh well, I suppose it's a small price to pay for the neccessary evils in life. Dinner is served.

baby killer...

it would be more kind to give it to the spiders...

you see, Josh is infected with "the force". I believe this is the same force that luke skywalker used to destroy the death star. I believe that an infant could contract this 'force', and use it to solve equations.

You know what i believe? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that the force means more to me than it does to you. I believe if you are really serious about the force, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it... I believe you can go to hell. Because you're not going anywhere else. Steven, load us up.

So do I get to eat a baby or not?

yes josh, you get to eat a baby. Heck, eat five. just let me know if one starts glowing before it dies.

Right...I'll get on that...not the baby, I mean...the task of eating one. Geez, what do I look like, I'm a psychopath not a pedophile.
Can i say that word on the internet, or will a team of large well dressed men in sunglasses jump through my windows with hand cuffs and machine guns?

You now that might be kind of cool...pedophile, pedophile, pedophile...

Awe man, nuthin...life sucks sometimes.