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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:22 am
by Amseriah
LOL, Starforge v.9834867.123423463256: The Indy/Lara Chronicles
Re: ....
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:47 pm
by rydi
Amanda_Evert wrote:WOW! how in the heck did we get on this subject?!?
...wow...
the breeding of fictional characters is a time honored tradition amongst nerdy people. "what would happen if superman and wonderwoman had a kid?" probably started it all, and the arguments progressed in both complexity and absurdity from there. now we get to wonder things like "when would jean luc picard and professor x's kid (made possible by q) go bald, or would he be born that way?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:58 am
by Amanda_Evert
ah,kk! Happy V-Day every one!
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:03 am
by Rusty
superman would cruchfuck wonderwoman, there would be no child.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:11 am
by Amanda_Evert
hahahah! wow...
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:04 pm
by rydi
ah... no. WW is still extremely powerful. you must be thinking of the lame tv show, b/c the real WW has is in the 50-100 ton range on superstrength, flies, has enhanced durability, and has exceptional fighting and tactical skills.
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:18 pm
by Liquidprism
Chuck Norris could crush her...
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:20 pm
by rydi
chuck norris is now so old that all he could do is throw himself down a flight of stairs.
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:02 am
by Amseriah
WW could procreate with Superman, anyone else however would to paraphrase Mallrats, require the use of a kryptonite condom
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:00 pm
by Rusty
hmm, good point.
I do know, for a fact, that their sex would be really really bad though. I mean honestly, how often does either of them get any?
Seriously.
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:01 pm
by Liquidprism
Cheyne, you're referring to Chuck Norris' mortal form, which is only the material manifestation of a much greater being in our universe. The actual Chuck Norris entity transcends all, and he could definitely crushfuck WW.
See WW is a woman, and no woman is safe from Chuck Norris' manpower...ergo WW must fear Chuck Norris. The logic is there, and infallible...just like Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:49 am
by Amanda_Evert
wow i dont know why were on this subject but hey, im not a dude so yeah...
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:47 pm
by Liquidprism
We're on this subject because such is the way of all forum threads. Just like conversations, they change and grow as if they were living things. You never know what someone will post next, and you can never tell what will set someone off on a tangent. Although...it always helps to be as offensive as possible when typing, that way you're sure to spark up as much colorful dialogue as possible in response (whether it be positive OR negative).
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:57 pm
by Rusty
Liquidprism wrote:Although...it always helps to be as offensive as possible when typing, that way you're sure to spark up as much colorful dialogue as possible in response (whether it be positive OR negative).
which is why women shouldn't be allowed on the internet?
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:34 pm
by angelicyokai
okay to end the whole chuck vs everyone I turn to the gospel (The Ultimate Showdown Lyrics)
And Quotheth:
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
End Quote.
What more damning evidence could there be of Chuck's unrivaled excellence?