you need to tell them that the way to be successful is to play sports and get scholarships, not do silly charity work and clep out of classes. and they need to drink. alot. also have lots of sex with young girls that aren't on birth control while not using condoms. oh, and encourage junk food in the class room while talking about football and reality tv.
if your life was hard, theirs will be hell. that's how cheyne rolls. yeah.
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