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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:07 pm
by Liquidprism
Unless cancer is nurtured to to love nature...then we all win.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:59 am
by rydi
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:22 pm
by Liquidprism
Maybe she's the anti-christ. Its preposterous, how can a human live without a heart? Only a space beetle or mutant jellyfish can undergo what that 'person' has endured. Its proof of god's existence, undeniable proof that God controls us like puppets. Humanity and its weak proclamations of 'science' are drivel. Aliens walk amongst us, and God is their shepherd...wait...what was I responding to again?
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:42 pm
by Rusty
with modern technology, we can do bypass for your heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, and entire GI tract. Not for long though. Basically we *could* scrape clean the inside of your chest cavity from your throat to your genitals (you really don't need those at all once we've got you on dialysis and IV nutrition), fill the rest with sterile gauze or styrofoam peanuts, and keep you hooked up to a dozen machines and a live pig for...maybe a couple weeks before something fucks up and you die.
ECMO - Bypass for Heart and Lungs
Dialysis - Bypasses Kidneys
IV Nutrition - Bypasses entire GI tract, pancreas, gallbladder, and rectum
The Pig - Bypass for liver, pig doesn't like it but keeps you alive.
The leftovers -
Spleen - can be lived without, as seen in autosplenectomy in sickle cell
Bladder - Used to hold urine from your now absent or non-functional kidneys, so remove it, inflate it, paint it orange and give it to charity.
thymus - gradually craps out anyway, may as well ditch it
Adrenal Cortex - Can be replaced with carefully scheduled IV recombinant drugs.
Thyroid - While we're replacing the function of the adrenals with drugs, may as well do the thyroid hormones as well.
Genitals - you're a robot now. Nobody will sleep with you, you no longer pee, and a trannie is waiting for a transplant.
Rectum and Anus - no poop, no need.
Tada!
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:44 pm
by Liquidprism
Alien Beetles!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:55 pm
by rydi
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:26 pm
by Liquidprism
That brings a small ray of sunshine to my dismal world.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:15 am
by angelicyokai
urgh dont mention Ecmo...its such abitch
Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:52 am
by rydi
Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:41 am
by Liquidprism
We all need a set of those...everyone on the boards has an obligation to bring a pair to your christmas party...except me, I'm broke.
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:33 pm
by rydi
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:30 pm
by Liquidprism
child self-porn...hmmm
15...hot...life is over...thats gotta suck
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:25 pm
by rydi
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:02 pm
by Avilister
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:10 pm
by Liquidprism
What's the name of the magic card whose art work is featured on the hokey pokey page?
