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Happy Undead Awareness Day

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Alright people, I know we're all excited to celebrate a holiday, invented by mutant egg-laying rabbits forwarding the cause of undead awareness. However, there seems to be some confusion as to the exact nature of the holiday's most prestigious symbol of undeath, Jesus Christ.

I just want to make it very clear that Jesus was in fact a vampire, and not a zombie. This is the 21st century people. Read the facts, and bone up on your history. It's a proven fact that Jesus was a vampire. All this zombie dogma has got to go. We have to nip this in the bud, before it gets out of hand. The world has too much misinformation as it is.

Anyway, Happy Undead Awarness to all, and to all a good night. :tongue1: [/code]
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Post by rydi »

but... there was the eating of his flesh, not just the drinking of his blood. Most vampires aren't flesh eaters to my knowledge.
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Perhaps a vampire with an extreme protein deficiency?
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Some vampires are flawed and need more than blood.
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Post by Amseriah »

So he was not just a vampire but was also the founder or at least a member of the Giovanni family? We now know a little bit more about who jesus really was in real life.
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